MrDoris

I'll iron your clothes, I'll shine your shoes.

I'll make your bed and cook your food.

I'll never cheat, I'll be the best girl you'll ever meet.

And for a diamond(plastic) ring I'll do these kinds of things.

I'll scrub your floor, never be a bore.

I'll tuck you in, I do not snore.

I'd wear your black eyes, bake you apple pies.

I don't ask why.
I'll always be by your side, even when you're down and out.
And its nearly midnight, and all I want with my life is to be a housewife.
'Cause it's nearly midnight and all I want with my life is to be by your side.